Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Dumb Just Got Dumber:)!!!


Dumb jst gt dumber!!
The idiot box jst gt idiotic…I dunnw whts up wid d tv producers…n wht xactly thy gt in mind whn makin thoz soaps tht never end(hw u wish ur dear Dove ws lyk tht..:P)..those reality shws which r evn more pathetic thn d saas-bahu sagas…d news channel who gt in them to sensationalize a haircut by aamir…n telecast it 4 days to come…pheew…god save ma mom n ur mom..n their moms(wonder y so many moms gt victimized:P)…n all ur near n dear ones…bitten bt the tv bug…coz thr future is dark….really dark…darker thn ur tv screen….
The reason y m writin abt ol this is…nt the recent Mumbai terror strikes(gosh!!tht ws sad n heartbreakin)..or the financial meltdown..or the unremitting indo-pak issue..sittin on a nuclear bomb..or whatever blah blah u cud b thinkin…well..while jst surfin thru sum of the channels..which m still sane enuf to watch I accidentally stumbled upon(shhh…ma bad luck:S)..one of the talk shows…GTalk(nt the chat thing yaa…it stands for I think..girl talk:P..) on MTv…n mann…wasn’t I amazed…the two hot chicks hosting the shw wer ex-roadies..Shambhavi and Anmol...n cant say much abt shambhavi bt I had dis notion tht anmol cud b a babe…bt she had sum substance 2her(primarily coz she ws the only bimbo who knew who our president ws amongst the roadies:P and partly coz we share Punjabi..funjabi jeans..oops..genes..lol)…but butttt…buuutttt……hw wrng I ws…well..they wer chattin on the trend of PDA wid d youngistaan of india..n the dehati views thy wer givin really drove me nuts..i really hate hypocrites…n whn thoz jumbo dumbos…dressed as skimpily as d cloth cud allow(I really gt nthin against tht)…wer tryin to act all sati savitry..n blamin evry damn couple 4bein loud n all…I ws lyk..wtf…go get a lyf…I mean hw cud thy, of all the ppl…have issues on ppl makin out in discs or pubs..m nt a gr8 fan of pda n I loathe ppl gng overboard shwin their love on the streets…in d café..or sum family places…bt discs…wtf..who really cares…I realized tht day..i havnt seen all of the gurl bimboness(dunnw if its actually a word;),,bt whtever)..seriously yaa..spare the care…

Gosh..m lucky to b away 4m dis creepy monster..m happy tht ma coll admin had d sanity left to discourage tv viewership…n I jst hope…tht sumday…maybb one bright sunny morning…the television will once again be revolutionized….for bettr…

Saturday, December 27, 2008


Dostana on d rocks!!


“Dostana”, thts d new lingo to refer to gayism. D muvie seems to hav struck quite a chord wid da youth of the nation..lol..n m sure evry individual mst b havin a spicy “dostana” to tell…..n its kinda hard to distinguish d true from d false..
D muvie really rockd…rght 4m d sets to d songs to d lame jokes…n started a new wave of discussion(in open, d behind d scenes talks wer lyk soo old)…gayism…its interpretation, its stand, its acceptance n blah blahh which m nt really intrstd in discussin here..
Comin bck to ma story….bck in school… a shy guy…too lean to stand..too girly to act…would b victimized n termed “GAY”..of course behind his bck(relallyyy???lol..technically…)one such guy happened 2b in our grp..d way he talked…walked..smiled…acted…had GAY written over it…in big bold letters…n he ws our bakra for all the lame jokes we cracked…bck thn terming sum1 gay ws more lyk a prank thn actually a reflection of his sexuality…I happened to meet him jst a month bck…n boy!!!...had he changed..no…he ws stil d same old “gay”…oops…guy:P….d jokes jst gt heavier…d talks more boisterous….bt sumthin ws different….it ws his attitude…nw he flamboyantly smiled at d jokes.. laughed wid us on himself…n trapped evry guy in a relationship wid him..lol..smart move…it really did shut sum of d mouths…bt thn…we wer bck…laughin our way….dng d same old crap we r gud at….nthin..:P

Monday, June 30, 2008

8weeks @ SaMsUng:D:D



12th May,2008...tht ws the day i set my foot in the SISC centre,noida. Mesmerised by the aura of enterin the "CorPorate World" I was just like a little child, soakin in evry detail, anxious about the days to come.

I still remember cleary how out of place i felt on my first day at work. I felt like a child trapped in the grown up world. The feelin was a mix of anxiety,curiousity, fear, something very difficult to apprehend. But back in my mind I never ever dreamt of making friends, having masti. I mellowed my hyper self, and thought maybe thats how the professional life I have dreamt all along about, looks like, UP CLOSE and PERSONAL. And trust me it wasn't a comforting thought. I remember telling my mom that day, I might not do a 9-5 job afterall, its soo dull and monotonous. She was stumped coz as far as I could remember, thats what I always told her I wanted to do.

With all these doubts and anxieties stil hobbling in ma mind, I started my intern. Well, I was assigned a mentor(due to censorship issues I refrain myself from divulging more about him:D)and was asked to luk up the net and do some self study. I happily obliged coz that gave me a brilliant chance to do tym pass on net. Little did I know how boring that would turn.:P.Finally one of the guys from my department, whom I initially presumed to be chinese although, he is from guwahti, came up to me and talked. His name is Kamal Boro, lolz, I know a funny name, and let me tell u he is an equally idiotic guy, but sometimes hes fun to hang around wid(don't mind yaa).He is the most vella banda of samsung, koi kaam nhi hai iske paas!!Tp karana ho cafeteria mein to he is evrready, n iski office mein jo image hai...uske baare mein to main kya hi kahu:P:P,bt hes a nice buddy to have..ulti helpful n total gapodi:P!!So as I was saying, I finally started interacting with people, who initially were no less than aliens to me I could never dream of gelling with. How wrong can We be??
What followed was talks with "almost everyone" in my department and well to my surprise, they didnt bite or kil me.lol..infact I started enjoyin my office hours. I could talk with ease with evry1, be it Garima(shes the sweetest), leela(who reminds me of my friends mom), moses(gosh his name is soo tough), rashmi(a cuteheart),nitin patney..wht do i say abt him, shubra(independent women of today) and more.Then came the most fun part of my Intern...my staff bus, to catch which I used to get up at 6..lolz...funny corporate timings. My first few days in the bus were quite dull which I passed either listening to my songs or catching a quick nap. Well I regret y i wasted thoz days, coz I was later enlightened ,bus ride cudnt hav been more fun, . They were literally the best moments of my day in the past two months. The people in my bus are just all bindaas..total freaks jst like me..lolz...its ma last week at office and i knw it as a fact that of al the things, its the bus and its ppl tht m gonna miss the most..:(:(..m olready feelin sad abt tht...newyz...so..it happened..my earphones slipped from my ears and so i heard the conversation going on in the bus. A guys wid red hair(lolz,details to follow soon) was enactin sumthin. Its then I realised the whole bus was busy playing dumb charades, n sumhw I jst ended up tellin one of the movies being enacted. Thinking I jst helped them with a muvie, evrybdy readily asked me to join them. From then on there was no looking back. What followed were some rigorous, passionate sessions of playing dumb charades.A guy named alok(evn thgh he is married, it doesnt reflect on his face..lolzz.he is a kid at heart and hes my stop mate, we talk crap daily n do some weird mornin walk too:D) came up with huge databased sheets of movie names. I saw the most bizzare movie collection ever with movies like "efter bryluppet" to "sookhe naale ki tairti laash" being enacted with such enthusiasm as never before. It was like the route 11 bus was bit by the dumb charade syndrome. Another unique person in our bus, mr faris or lovingly called pharizzz changed his stop so he could enjoi sum more precious moments of the game, n he can never tire from askin u sum freak IQ questns,:P, btw he is also the moral police of our bus.I cant help but smile thinking about the antique pieces our bus is filled with. Our vineeta mam, uff dimmag bhakshi, who is in the hunt to find her mr perfect(lol), praaven aka pka,whoz a total gapodi lyk me, kuch bhi bakwaas karwaa lo, he cn jst keep on blabbering without tirin n i end up bein the only one laughin at his lame jokes.., neha mam with her ever loud eye language(mind u she scare the hell out of u with her eye gestures) n jst recently i gotta knw she has been wrkin evr since forver,she is vivacious and lively.., mr SABU...lolz...,aapka abhijeet hehe, ajeet...oops ajit, he has got a very cute infectious smile..lolz(i nvr told u tht)...n i sumhw feel so tempted to trouble him be it with my crap smses or idiotic mails or jst pullin his leg but he is a total shareef guy, jst lyk me...lolz...so u cn imagine hw shareef he wud b,n he has gt his funny bone jst in place, mr manish, the red haired guy, ankit jinki baatein khatam hi nhi hoti, he has a capaity to talk n mak ppl listen to him n b4 crackin a joke he wil nvr forget to say," main ek baat batata hun, hasna mat..n he wil burst into a laughing fit".

Disclaimer: heartiest apologies if I forgot to mention about sum1:(

N how could I forget my next desk punjabi neighbour, Mr gaurav. He is cute, photo mein style maarne ka shauk ahi(thts ma personal observation), ulti friendly n he helped me in debuggin ma code many a tymz, n yeah,,he loves jannat songs lyk nethin, he listens to them al day along..lolz..n he tries n act busy evn whn hes nt..

Thats hw I met some of the most wonderful people I hav evr knwn, serendipitously. N I got sum of most fun n cherished n memorable memories...n i evn learnt hw to play cows n bulls...lolz....m gonna terribly miss thoz fun filled moments, the constant leg pullin of vineeta mam, bina baat pe hasna, talkin absurd nonsense, being treated lyk a kid, the metrowalk outin with ajit and praveen n our ride in auto bck home,the horrible indiana jones movie wid kamal, in which he actually slept and evn snored...lolz..the kachoris of hanuman mandir..these small moments r wht made me the happiest, this is wht m gonna miss, all of it...this was more enrichin learnin experince thn i antcipated and m gonna tak bck with me more than i thght I will...m gonna tak bck some beautiful memories!!!!

Friday, June 6, 2008

its true!!


















sittin on ma desk, ma thghts ponder
the silence arnd make the moments last longer
the time seems frozen so does the pain
its gettin harder to breathe, tougher to feign
puppeted ma ways in the hands of destiny
now,i wanna fly, i wanna break free
mould the ways, ressurect ma soul
breathe out the pain, aim 4da goal
be the queen, the wrld wil b at my feet
chose to whine, n i was hurt 4bein me

Monday, May 12, 2008

PeopLe alWayz Leave


This is one of my favorite,realistic and hard hitting one-liners. Heard it in one of the Tv shows and fell in love instantly. And ironically its true form was shown to me pretty quick. People alwayz leave..thts one truth of life u cant ignore howevr if and buts u mght invent 4ur convenience. Its fate who comes in ur lyf, luck 4who stays and destiny who gets to go..or who chooses to leave.Someone who mght mean your life in one timeline mght not evn be a part of it in the other.Such is the change life exhibits...thats wht LYF is.. and it always fascinates me how people go from loving someone to fault finders to hating and to absolutely nothin...tricky haan!!

But whatever happens...one should not quit loving for the fear of losing, living for the fear of dying, smiling for the fear of crying...lyfs got a creepy way to balance it all...n we mght nvr understand hw....but consider urself lucky for the people who entered ur lyf, for the happy moments they gave u...coz when u wer smiling someone else world's was being ripped apart...n u nvr knw whn u will change places...people mght leave bt thy they wil giv u memories worth a life tym..people mght change but they were ur happiness once..so whenever u r low...whenvr u feel defeated and abandoned and lonely..jst think abt tht happiness...those rosy memories when the sun cudnt have shone ny brighter, the sky cudnt hav been more clearer, the air more cooler, the heart more merrier, n ur lyf ...nthin short bt PERFECT.....n jst smile on the fact u wer lucky enuf to hav all that........

n trust me when I say...not evry1 cudnt have been luckier the way u wud have been....................njoi ur uniqueness...:):)

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Let Go...Move ON


Life...always plays its tricks on u..catches u least unaware...Their r tymz whn one feels can it get worse than this n thts whn u r hit with another blow on ur face. U may take ur pick from their, brood over whats gng wrng, hw unfair life is to u, torment ursefl with the repeated questions..WHY ME?? or just take a healthy look at the situation, take it in your stride, make the best you can of it n jst MOVE ON. I knw its better said than done. I maself m gud at preaching bt whn it actually comes to putting it in practice, i cudnt get worse. Its so hard to nt feel hurt when the people closest to u r on the giving end, its so hard to let go of something you have always cherished and nurtured and loved with every single breath of yours. But look at it from this side, if those ppl actually didnt mattered or cared for u, would they b holding the place they hold in your life? Would a single small act of theirs had the power to hurt u the way u r being hurt now? The answer cant be nything but a negative. So y hurt yourself over that. Y let the pain kill you deep within when practically no1 else would be aware of wht u r gng thru. So save urself the trouble and others the botheration, pack ur emotions n throw thm dwn the gutter. Just live for the moment n let others njoi their lives like the way you think you deserve to, n take whatever comes your way with a broad smile and a clear heart, coz grudges cause nothin but pain. Past is what is gone and if pondered upon will tarnish your present and future.

so ppl, i think...its tym to MOVE ON.........